Quick Fix: The Love In

21 July 2014 Sophie Quick

Quick Fix: The Love In

Dear Quick Fix,

I have two housemates, Keith and Christian, and they are both in love with me. I’m having a hard time choosing between the two, as both are very appealing in unique ways. Keith has magnificent chest-hair and strong shadow-puppetry skills. Christian has the gums of an angel and the armpits of a racehorse.

Dear Torn,

Keith would have been the obvious choice back in caveman times, but chest-hair and shadow-puppetry skills are not such great assets at this stage in human evolution. The evolutionary benefits of horse-pits, however, remain to be seen. Also, everybody knows that a man with good gums is a man who is really bringing it in the 21st century. I’d go with Christian.
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